The Butterfly - A Poem by Rowlf

I saw a butterfly one beautiful morn
Flitting silently on the dew-covered lawn
And I thought to myself how wonderful it would be
If only we could see
Millions of these
Covering the mountains, the plains, and the seas.
I held out my hand
And motioned it to land
And as it did, I looked for another butterfly with which to mate it
I couldn't find one so I sat down and ate it.

(The Muppet Show - Season One Episode 20)